OH HEY, KYLE…
BECAUSE HIS NAME IS KYLE AND HE HAS HIMSELF A CORNER...
BECAUSE HIS NAME IS KYLE AND HE HAS HIMSELF A CORNER...
WE ALL WANT TO BE IN kyle’s CORNER.
HERE’S WHY…
HE’S THE STAR OF THE UPCOMING FEATURE FILM “GONE IN 59 SECONDS”
HE’S THE ASSISTANT TO the CULT LEADER OF THE HONKERS (UM… WE MEAN CO-CULT LEADER…)
has the best pirate jumps/dwarf bar jigs. especially after too many grogs.
HE’S IN THE MIDDLE OF BUILDING US ALL A ROCKET SHIP TO SATURN. PROMISE. NOW ACCEPTING ALL YOUR EARTHLY RICHES FOR A RIDE UP TO SATURN. NO PROCEEDS WILL GO TO THE FUNDING OF “GONE IN 59 SECONDS.” JUST SATURN.
ALWAYS DOWN TO PRE-GROG. ALSO TRY HIS KOOL AID SPRITZ. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING OMINOUS IN THERE.
great aim. throws rocks at bad planeS and they stop.
BEST DANCER IN SHEN YUN. JUST ASK HIM. HE’S STARTING HIS OWN SHOW. ON SATURN.
NO… THIS IS PATRICK
BECAUSE HIS NAME IS KYLE AND HE HAS HIMSELF A CORNER...
BECAUSE HIS NAME IS KYLE AND HE HAS HIMSELF A CORNER...
kyle’s corner…good!!!
good at dancing and/or candle making? Just join our cult!!! KYLE AND HIS FELLOW HONKERS ARE SAVING UP FOR THAT TRIP TO SEE THE ALIENS on saturn (THEY KNOW WE’RE COMING, AND CAN’T WAIT TO WATCH ALL OF KYLE’S MOVIES WITH US….)
“DID YOU KNOW KYLE ALSO HAS A GREAT PIRATE BOOTY?”
- JOCELYN
WANT THE BEST KOOL AID SPRITZ OF YOUR LIFE? VISIT TRADER HONKERS AT OUR TWO LOCATIONS: SATURN AND LOS FELIZ
IF KYLE SAYS HE’s taking you on a hike to see some turtles, we promise he’s not actually trying to murder you…
